“There are
certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we
call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical
joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than
suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own”
I was decidedly
under the weather on Saturday, and spent the day in bed, allowing
myself as a treat to pause Moby Dick and read Terry
Pratchett's Interesting Times.
Not only are his books short enough to read in a day, they are
exiting and funny enough to ensure you want to read the whole thing
in one go. As always, serious social commentary is satirised in his
comic fantasy Diskworld, with the usual cast of misfits, heroes,
wizards and evil villains providing the rich characters. This story
looked at isolationism, closed mindedness, old age and the repetition
of history, via a useless wizard, a band of barbarians nearing
retirement, and an amalgamation of classic Chinese and Japanese
stereotypes (endless shogun/warlord's fighting, subjugated peasants,
fear of foreigners etc) and while not as constantly funny as some of
his other books, it certainly helped to cheer me up,
“What d'you
think this is, homeopathic warfare? The smaller your side the more
likely you are to win?”
“Well, anyway,
gentlemen...you might not yet be civilised but at least you're nice
and clean, and many people think this is identical”
The battle to finish Moby Dick however, continues.
(Freetown's former train station, now a cafe attached to the bus station)
For anyone who read my India blog, you would have seen how my current
views on begging were formed over the six month journey. In short, I
would say they have two main points.
1: I can't feed/save every single beggar in a country, which, once
realised, reduces the feeling of guilt when saying no (I never simply
ignore them). This in turn forces me to choose those I feel are most
deserving of my charity, leading to point 2: Begging needs to be the
only option remaining, to receive anything from me. By this I mean,
and again, it comes from the harsh realities of what I saw on the
streets of India, and have had re-enforced here, that some people
have taken to begging as a means of earning money, to which I feel
their affliction does not require begging. Not having a leg, for
example, does not exclude a person from many of the world's jobs,
even in the developing world - ladies working in the markets here
spend all day sitting down, as do tailors for example. Simply being
old is another factor I don't feel instantly makes someone deserving
of charity. But blindness, or not having hands (rather common here,
due to the rebel RUF habit of amputation during the civil war) to
name a few, are limiting factors that do hinder a person's ability to
earn money. The blind here are often led around by children or
grandchildren, and it is heart wrenching to know that their own lives
and futures are being hobbled in the name of feeding a family member.
Readers of the same blog will also remember that, where ever
possible, I sought to buy gifts and items that had been produced by
co-ops, or charities, where the people were directly benefiting from
the work being done – so dad's mango chutney from Calcutta, or
mum's woven place-mat set from Darjeeling or my own shirt from
Dharamsala were all made by people who, without such outlets, would
likely be begging. With this in mind, I sought a rather enterprising
man named Ibrahim here, who despite loosing both hands during the
war, has made a business for himself selling bags made from Africana
fabric. The bags reward enterprise in the face of actual physical
adversity, (and with profit margins rather greater than begging) and
mum, you are now the proud owner of a small shoulder bag.
One thing I have not seen here yet is a
concerted effort by NGO's to engage in the 'production of goods to
both raise money and awareness, and provide work' model that works so
well in India. One reason for this may well be the lack of tourists
of course, but there are enough middle-class and diaspora Sierra
Leonians to support something. Given the huge number of NGO's here,
including those such as the YMCA that are engaged in training people
to become tailors, there seems to me to be an opening for one of them
to start marketing and producing goods. I was approached yesterday by
one of the staff at the Don Bosco children's shelter, who is seeking
funding to start his own youth oriented NGO, which would offer skills
training and community work to vulnerable youth. While the idea is
noble, and the work sorely needed, I can't help but think that what
is not required is yet another NGO, but rather an effort to
consolidate and centralise the work that is currently being done.
Overlap in some areas, blindness to others, and people requiring
salaries at every stage (not to mention the yearly $1000 NGO
registration fee) all ensure that the task to which all are engaged
in – doing the work that the government is unable/unwilling to do -
is made slower and more expensive. Of course, each NGO has different
religious or ideological foundations, and both public and private
funding, but I can't help but think that a bit of centralised
management and structuring, would greatly improve the impact on
Sierra Leone, as well as offer value for money for donors.

(The dorms for the national nursing school. With all the mobile phone usage, no need for public phone booths anymore)
I met the newest group of Peace Corps
volunteers, all 57 of them, who arrived last week to begin their two
year education volunteering service. Mainly science and maths
teachers, their task here will be a challenging one given the deep
and conservative hold of both Christianity and Islam. None of the
enlightened 'God + science' that pervades in much of Europe, but
rather the 'God vs Science' of America or the Spanish Inquisition,
the bible/Qu'aran is believed to be the literal word of God, and such
topics as evolution, homosexuality, ebola even, are widely distrusted
as liberal western ideas. So good luck to them, and I hope their time
is rewarding and not too frustrating.
Between the two groups of volunteers, I
have a one week holiday, and am currently looking for ways to spend
it. As I only have a single-entry Visa, I am unable to leave the
country, which rather limits my options, as I had been thinking of
going to The Gambia, and thus doubling the number of African
countries I have visited (not including Tenireffe).The harsh
realities of the rainy-season rule out things I would love to do,
such as hike Mt. Bitumani or visit some of the more remote nature
sancturies, leaving really just spending time by the beach and hoping
for breaks from the rain.
Speaking of beaches, I was out with a
few of the volunteers at Q bar on Lumely beach, my first time there
in the evening. It was transformed from a quiet spot to sit and enjoy
the waves, to a heaving nightclub. The high number of ladies was
noted as a definite bonus, as most evening spots are decidedly
masculine, until it was pointed out that most of them were
prostitutes, with many coming from neighbouring Liberia. With the
benefit of hindsight, it was obvious to tell the difference, namely
by the body shapes, and male clientele. With many Sierra Leonian
ladies being only average height, and possessing huge derriers, the
tall, thin, and leggy ladies here were clearly different, and
sinisterly hinted at the correlation between them and the high number
of foreign men.
This week was rather typical really,
spending rather a lot of time in the office writing reports and
producing training materials for the training of the next cohort and
drinking fresh coconut water straight from the nut (not bad for 30p),
but it was while I was down-town on a coconut finding mission that,
for the first time in my life, someone tried to pick-pocket me. I had
just left a fabric shop, where one of the clerks had warned me of the
number of 'tiefmen' in the area. Bending down in front of me, and
pointing at my shoe as I was crossing the street, the next thing I
knew a hand was in my pocket, reaching for my wallet. This arm I was
able to grasp, before the man wrenched free and ran off into the
crowd. I only managed to shout 'oi!', but it was enough to draw
laughter from a number of locals who saw the whole thing. Not
laughter at me, but rather at the unsuccessful thief. The loss of
what little money I was carrying would not have been a blow, but
still, it did bring home the fact that, despite the number of places
around the world I have been, this was the first time I have noticed
at least, someone trying to rob me.
I had a long conversation with a Muslim taxi driver last night, which helped to make the ride more interesting. Ramadan has just started here, and for 70% of the country, it is something most will at least try to follow. He asked me the strangest question, and one that I struggled to answer, "If you had the money, would you build a church?" It took me a while to reply that, if I had the money, I would build a community center for all people to use and gather in, an answer that equally surprised him.